@t-e-reynolds ok so boom
- smeyer wakes up from a vivid dream on june 2, 2003
- smeyer’s dream inspires her to write twilight
- twilight gets published (2005) and the books and movies become a global phenomenon
- e.l. james writes a bdsm twilight fanfic titled master of the universe
- master of the universe is later published as fifty shades of grey (2011)
- the fifty shades book series becomes wildly popular
- fifty shades of grey gets adapted into a movie (2015), in which dakota johnson is cast as protagonist anastasia steele in her breakthrough role
- the fifty shades movie series also becomes wildly popular and dakota johnson’s acting career takes off
- dakota goes on ellen degeneres’s talk show, where ellen tries to play dakota for a fool and dakota shuts that shit down
- people start noticing that ellen has a tendency to make her celeb guests feel very uncomfortable and is terrible to her employees
- ellen makes the decision to end her talk show in 2022 after 19 years
(via queerpiratequeen)
